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radio fucker

a 'radio fucker', more commonly refferred to as a 'radio warrior' is a person who only listens to popular, mainstream music and often criticizes quality music for not being popular. usually listens to akon, flo rida, fergie, black eyed peas, gwen stefani, lady gaga, etc.
Radio fucker: omg, did you hear that new song it's great
Me: yes, i did, and i was deeply annoyed and saddened that it can pass for music. i much prefer school of fish
Radio fucker: oh, yeah? well it's on the radio, let's see your precious school of fish top that, i mean no one's ever heard of them
me: well, school of fish had quality songwriting, intoxicating melody's, rich inspirastional lyrics and a great voice
Radio fucker: those things exist?
by EightiesRockGoddess August 9, 2009
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noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 23, 2006
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Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD)

A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.

More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.

It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.
John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.
by therealdealy February 1, 2009
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Shotgun Drives the Radio

Said to be the fulfillment of the Mayan gods ancient prophecy, it seems that fate forged this Alt Rock trio from lightning straight from the heavens. Their music has been described as eargasmic, tantalizing, and on-par with jesus.
person 1: DUDE, have you heard shotgun drives the radio's new song?
2: which one, red tape and butterflies?
1: yeah, it's amazing!
by jbary716 January 31, 2010
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Nigga Twerk Radio

A radio station that plays music that causes black men to twerk.
Nigga 1: god damn nigga, I was just tryna cook but then nigga twerk radio came on
Nigga 2: shit man I think I'm bouta twerk
by NTRenjoyer May 26, 2022
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ration

A ration is portion of a beverage. Analagous to a sip.

Generally reffering to a beer or a soda post dipping (chewing tabacco).
Ex 1: "Hey man, save me a ration."

Ex 2: (guy1 holding a forty out to a friend) "Ration?" (guy2) "Thanks dude."
by AlbertJ December 24, 2008
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Radio

Ted the DJ: Radio is defined "Theater of mind," and so when he said theater of mind I just said, "Well hey, I can't be an actor, I can't be an on air personality," but THE VOICE JUST BECAME something of a development over years and I went to school for it.
by tyler2k January 5, 2011
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