KOBE RIDER

Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.

COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.

KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.

COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.

KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.

by McRick_ September 16, 2008

Gay Rider

The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem.

Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.

See information failure

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 March 19, 2004

Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".

Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.

by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009

Blackwater Raiders

An RP server in the World of Warcraft. On Alliance side, it is made up of people like the famous Soulja (or WAS, anyway), Sabo, Watchfull, Crax (who ERPed Siixtus's dead body...and she liked it), Hruln, Siax, Columbia AKA Col-Col (who's head over heels for Aegan and his infinite number of toons), Deadquiet (That asshole of a twink rogue, who never levels), Wilicc (my bay bi), Banquish (who likes to spam custom emotes, and confuse the hell out of people), Ianborthwick (famous for his free portals), as well as a million lesbians who make level 1s or level a DK to 58 and just park themselves in Goldshire to hang out and corrupt other young girls. On the Horde side, there seems to be an excessive amount of ASCII art in Trade, the majority of players tend to be in their early to mid twenties, and nearly all the female players develop a huge sense of entitlement because they have tits. Also, Khrull can one-shot Sargeras.

"How about 'No'"

~Blackwater Raiders~

by Ozmic March 26, 2010

Space Raiders

The absolute ULTIMATE UK school disco snack. You aren't pulling any girls if you don't have a packet of these.

Person 1: Bossman get me a pack of space raiders

by heckinhotgirl111 March 13, 2018

anti-raiders

Anti-Raiders are a group of SJWs from Amino who support and use things from Anonymous and are extremely against raiding, trolling, attention seeking, larping and of course edginess and edgelords. They claim to stop these people, whey they don't.

Outside raiding, trolling, attention seeking, larping and being edgy, these are other things they hate:
Peluchin Entertainment

Cristali/Valdroxx

Ouriço Pintor/Coelho Pintor
T-Series
Dogolachan
Racism
Homophobia
Misogyny
Anti-Semitism
Nazism

Neo-Nazism
Communism
National Bolshevism (NazBol)
Anarcho-Capitalism (AnCap)
Bill Cipher

Jake Paul
Logan Paul

Pedophilia
Gore
Vore
UTubeTrollPolice (UTTP)
Satanism
Charles Manson
Emo
Goth Subculture
Punk
Skinheads
C00lkidd

Donald Trump
Jair Bolsonaro
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
Error Sans
Ku Klux Klan (KKK)
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS)
Ugandan Knuckles

Bendy
Lonjas Grandes
Zalgo
Sonic.exe
Tails Doll
Suicide Mouse
Photo Negative Mickey
Slenderman
Jeff the Killer
Purple Guy
Furries
Antifa
And the list is really long

The Anti-Raiders just called me edgy because I'm a Nazi!

by DWÆY January 27, 2023

Rander

An erection of which the cause is unknown.

Hey....touch my rander.

by Red-head Randy January 2, 2011