roflsmipoms

Acronym: Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Much I Puked On My Shoes

Response to joke:

ROFLSMIPOMS!!

by J and C December 24, 2005

ROFV

Rolling on the floor vomiting.

Ted was down with the stomach flu, I watched in horror as he rolled across my floor vomiting.

"Ted is ROFV, get help!"

by Shitfuck Mcturdums July 13, 2006

roflcats

a noun used to describe something that is stupidly funny, stupid humor. It is also a website with many pictures of cats.

Tom: Omg, did u see mike fart on the teacher?
Ralph: Yea, it was roflcats!

Drew: I went on roflcats.com last night
Peter: Those cats are funny!

by Mother Farger November 15, 2007

roflzoe'd

1. to rofl so hard that everyone hates you and loses every shred of respect for you and makes fun of your tight shirts and short shorts. 2. you can't keep a boyfriend and get all depressed when it's over even though everyone saw it coming, and you should have too. 3. you fail.

Oh man, I just roflzoe'd so bad that I'll be a homeless, friendless bum and/or loser for te rest of my life.

by angry bando April 14, 2010

ROFLMFAOSHTTCFOOTWADD

An abbreviation for "rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off so hard that the cat fell out of the window and didn't die." Used to express extreme hilarity. Seen mostly during chats, or online posts.

Chatter 1: Did you see that guy fall on his face?
Chatter 2: Really? When?
Chatter 1: In the Commons at school!
Chatter 2: Oh, yuh. I wuz like, ROFLMFAOSHTTCFOOTWADD!!!
Chatter 1: lol

by glomp September 7, 2010

ROFLMFAOSFHTIDMSWSMPAPMP

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Of While Dropping My Sombrero While Shitting My Pants While Peeing My Pants

Friend: Dude, yesterday, in science class, someone had explosive diarrhea

Me:ROFLMFAOSFHTIDMSWSMPAPMP

by Random Person nbfdsuihbre jskh November 21, 2010

ROFJO

Roll On Floor Jacking Off, originally thought up by a commenter at kotaku see GTJO

The other day my mom walked in on me while I was ROFJO

by Moopo August 28, 2007