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Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."
by TaDongle May 28, 2008
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queef monster

1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade
1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.
by Katell November 16, 2006
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queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.
by Hardale December 9, 2008
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queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek
Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.
by KingSlaw August 28, 2008
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queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart
i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.
by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003
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Danza Queef

When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.
I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.
by VanVterror April 16, 2010
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Queef Circle

When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.
Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.
by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011
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