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Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.
Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?
by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017
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technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
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dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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Gangster Psychology

Psychologically speaking, schizophrenia isn't real. (Pick up line)

Interesting

Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...

That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.

Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)

Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)

Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.

(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)

Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.

As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.

Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)

Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.

I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)

Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)

Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)

Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)

Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
Do you not know Gangster Psychology bro? Wtf's your problem?
by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020
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Permanent Psyop Victim

People who are easily engaged by large scale psychological operations, such as the news and politics. Easily manipulated, rubes.
Tom is upset about something he saw on the news again, that guy is such a Permanent Psyop Victim
by Hnastay May 18, 2022
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pre-millennial psychic expectancy

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012
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psychophant

One who attempts to garner favour by flattering influential people, but does so to a psychotic, often violent degree.

Usually someone who feels insignificant in their own life, this drives their need to tort the lives of others in a negative way to exercise any kind of power.
Wow, that Jen girl is such a psychophant, I heard she slept with that guy just so her boyfriend would get mad and kick him off of the team!
by TheBigJay August 17, 2007
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