Princess Pissy

A bitchy female or gay man who throws temper tantrums at the smallest provocation or behaves immaturely when something is not going their way. Also dramatic, self-centered, immature and generally pissed off all the time at everything and everyone.

Philip: Ugh, God! I can't believe I had to sign for your stupid parcel. Don't you know how inconveniencing this is?

Jean: Oh, I'm sorry, your door is only next to the front door.

Charlotte (to Jean): God, I just heard. What a Princess Pissy.

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Philip: Oh Jean, is it your birthday this week?

Jean: Yes, it was yesterday

Philip: Oh. Are you sure it's not Monday?

Jean: Erm, yes. It was my birthday yesterday. That's why there is birthday cake on the table.

Philip: Oh, I thought the birthday cake was like a pre-birthday cake. I had you down as a bit of a birthday princess. Well 'Happy Birthday!' anyway.

Charlotte (to Jean): Hmm, so no apology, card or present.

Jean: That's Princess Pissy for you.

by Nina Tully April 6, 2011

Princess fortress

A vagina that is so beautiful when the man eats it or penetrates it the trumpets start blaring and he feels like he has just won a grand prize.

Her pussy looked so beautiful last night it was like going into a princess fortress.

by Princess gorgeous April 25, 2013

Prince Poseidon

Also known as Triton, Son of Poseidon.

Prince Poseidon may also refer to

Prince of the Salish

Hey, is that the Salish Prince?

Naw man, dass Prince Poseidon....you ain't herd.of hiiim? He's huge in Florida.

Oh, I thought he was from WA

by googlespander-gold-mine May 9, 2013

Prince'd

When you get removed from life for speaking the truth and for refusing to let liars continually lie. This could occur in the workplace, in public, amongst friends/acquaintances or anywhere in 'Murica. Especially in 'Murica.

All I said was that "the Illuminati ain't real" and then that bitch got me Prince'd!!

by HunkyDoraExplora May 23, 2016

Prince Karp

Similar to a Prince Albert except the piercing is affixed to an uncircumcised penis.

"Hey Jon, what kind of Prince Karp do you have on that little, crooked anteater of yours?" - Dustin

by Bigpun55 March 12, 2017

princess wendy

She is a #beautiful girl her real name is #Wendy #Lopez but she #loves to be called #Princess #Wendy because she thinks she is a #Princess and she is a very #pretty girl,if you have her in you’re life you will be so #pleased to have her,she is a wonderful #person,she has #love all over her body,

Princess Wendy is a beautiful girl

by Princess_wendy3873 December 29, 2017

Princess Slurp

When she slobs your knob and performs with all the fine lady like mannerisms including gobbling down your man goo and dabbing the corners of her mouth with a fine lace napkin.

Rachel is so refined. She’s a keeper. She did the princess slurp last night. I think I could really take her home to mom this time.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018