post-sexual

1. adj. referring to a later, sexually inactive stage of life, esp. after having children.

2. adj., given to sexual fantasy with no thought of physical sexual activity.

3. n., a formerly sexually active person.

1. "I've been post-sexual ever since Dougie left for college"

2. "Dude, you are really staring at that chick.", "Yeah, I'm having a post-sexual moment."

3. Hotel clerk: "A room with one king or two queen beds?", "Two queens; we're post-sexuals."

by blackcat99 July 25, 2010

pootytang

basically a vagina

after having sex with a hoe...the strong smell of pootytang is in the air

by EricaGeist April 14, 2003

Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011

strong first post

When someone completely new to the boards at Bodybuilding.com comes in and either says something totally idiotic, asks a question about illegal steroids or just makes a foolish statement in general, an experienced poster will then say, "Strong first post."

Noob: Hay, guise! I'm wondering what PCT I should take for my first cycle. I am 18 years old, 150 lbs."

Experienced Poster: Strong first post, noob. GTFO."

Noob: "You don't have to be all mean, I just wanted to get some answers without doing any research. Gosh..."

by strong postin bish January 14, 2010

Post-Punk

Catch-all term mainly for bands during the late 70s and early 80s who were punk yet "not punk enough." Trends amongst these bands included artsiness as in odd musical timing and signitures, off-beat hooks and . Mostly said to come after the death of punk in 77 and after the sex pistols broke up of that same year. While often refuted some say Wire was the first post punk band but so many of these bands formed during 76/77 (yet only found a distinct sound later in their careers?) that one can hardly know for sure. Post-punk would later spawn countless short lived musical subgenres such as goth rock. Post-punk technically died in the mid-80's and evolved into college rock and alternative rock.

Wire, Gang of Four, Mission of Burma, Souxie and the Banshees

by Spraypaintthewall December 16, 2004

post-hookup fart

The post-hookup fart occurs after a male hooks up with a girl the night before and has been holding it in all night in bed, and during intercourse. The next morning after she leaves, the male relieves himself with a powerful gassy eruption that has been building up for more than 12 hours due to embarrassment of farting in front of a random girl you are having sex with. The post-hookup fart exponentially increases its intensity in correlation to the amount of beer drank the night before.

Wallace- Dude, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard. It sounded like a tuba. You must have gotten laid last night.

Frederick- Ya man, I totally put it in her. Holy shit that feels so much better. Sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.

by showjo April 1, 2010

the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.

The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!

by Mary March 1, 2004