penis eating fag fairy

A PEFF (penis eating fag fairy) is a male homosexual fairy that goes from house to house stealing men's penises while they are sleeping and they eat them

Paul: DAD!!!

Dad: what?
Paul: my penis is gone

Dad: I guess a penis eating fag fairy stopped by our house last night
Paul: you think?
Dad: yep, because mine is gone too!

by Ruinedflower347 May 19, 2016

penis hunting

The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.

Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.

by Myrmidon345 May 15, 2016

penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

Penis Pluck

When a mans pubic hair is caught in pants or zipper and is plucked out.

“Fuckkkk I just got a penis pluck I can’t move my legs!”

by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018

Penis Deodorant

An adjective for an incredibly high pitched and loud scream uttered specifically in catacombs,echoing throughout them.

Wow Matt that scream was real Penis Deodorant!

by SexyStalin November 25, 2018

Penis enlargement pills

Make you’re dick grow

Hey, would you like any Penis enlargement pills🤦 ♀️

by Mmmmm gayyy March 4, 2019