piss

1. urine

2. odd referrence to a fire ant

3. anger

1. aww jeez man, hold on a sec i really gotta piss.

2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.

3. man, you piss me off.

by ant January 13, 2004

hippie piss

See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.

Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.

by Paul D. Key July 26, 2006

piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008

piss in your sink

this is the thing that would most offend a ghetto person that has been brought up with a ghetto mentallity.

man 1: hey guesse what i did a piss in your sink

man2: you little bitch

man1: and your girl lapped it up

man 2:*pulling out the shotty* bang

by hellopele June 25, 2009

Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.

"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."

by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009

Pissbaby

a bitch boy

"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"

"what the fuck? you're such a pissbaby "

by lolsikebitcj July 23, 2020

butt piss

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.

i hate the acrid smell of butt piss

by minghi April 26, 2003