Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

Bill Pilled

Getting your organs harvested in the Wario Hospital by Mariah Carey, preferably by weasel colored gumball injections

"I just got Bill Pilled last night"

"What?"

by vortex115 November 20, 2022

ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven

Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up

by nextdoor_simpleton February 3, 2023

east pilled

A term applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for Asian women and who have a clear bias against any women that are not Asian.

Tyler is so east pilled he only fines Korean girls attractive.

by GravyPouch May 27, 2023

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Papa's Burn Pile

An eco-friendly collection of urban bonfire items (including tree branches and cardboard) that lay in a pile on a big rock until Papa (the patriarch of the house) decides to ask you to move your cars so he can light a match.

Don't worry about the wind last night--just throw those fallen branches on Papa's burn pile.

by bjlowell October 5, 2009

Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

by sara's diary October 23, 2012