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Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering
Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019
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Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
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A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
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Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby
Omg I can’t believe I’m dating Parker

I know he’s such a great guy!
by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021
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Why is it always Parker?
by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019
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Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016
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PARKER YEE

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT
by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022
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