Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

Hot Quality Package

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)

And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!

P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"

P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)

Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So

Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Up there read read read

by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

punch the pacman

To masturbate furiously as if one is on the moon.

When Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon, he was so excited he had to punch the Pacman.

by Pacmanpuncher May 6, 2014

rude dude packa food dude

A term of endearment. Something you call someone as a friendly tease.

Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger.
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!

by SweetPieLover May 26, 2014

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017