prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.

“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”

by anonymous January 12, 2023

Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.

The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.

by Barker Girl April 6, 2024

Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.

“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”

by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025

prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.

You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!

by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018

Eliza Coupe Is Android Seventeen And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Android Eighteen <German Expression Prisoner Of War Called "'15mMm'"

Eliza Coupe Is Android Seventeen And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Android Eighteen <German Expression Prisoner Of War Called "'15mMm'"

Eliza Coupe Is Android Seventeen And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Android Eighteen <German Expression Prisoner Of War Called "'15mMm'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013