a-pounding

awesomely efficent gay sex. especially popular with the red headed community. Strictly doggie-style,and where the bent over partner acts as a table, accomodating the a-pounder to a variety of menial tasks. This surface or "table" can be used for a variety of reasons, whether to rest your scalding hot morning coffee or paint your masterpiece upon perchance?

That pseudo-irish fellow not only balanced my checkbook, but also gave me quite the a-pounding, I do say.

by Ch!p July 24, 2008

east poundtown

The strapping on of a rubber phalus by a woman and subsequent insertion of said phalus into her husband's anus. The woman is careful to disregard the man's wellbeing and satisfaction.

guy: "hey bill you look like your walking funny, everything all right?"

bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."

guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."

by newstylee March 7, 2008

anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state

Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010

pour the meat

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

pour the tea

Juicy gossip about someone. To get the explicit details about an event or situation

This phase was used back in the 70's in Atlanta, GA. Used primarily by gay men, but spreaded throughout college campuses. The term was- "Let's pour some tea"; "I have some tea to pour "; "Let me pour some tea in you ear" or "Girl, I got the tea!"- "Pour the tea! " TEA was gossip, because that what women did when they sipped tea together.

by jenks96 September 5, 2013

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005