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Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.
"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."
by erinn windsor April 16, 2009
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courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept)

The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
I was so grateful that the host made a courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) in the bathroom!
by chuckrocks October 5, 2009
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Paperless Debate

CX debate, or policy debate that has transferred to laptops instead of tubfulls of paper. while it might be convenient, it totally undermines the originality and spirit of cx debate because as of now, most teams haven't totally gone paperless, which makes viewing evidence hard if you don't have a laptop and they can't flash evidence to you
I wish cx isn't transferring to paperless debate. Tubs all the way
by i bring the fire January 31, 2010
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Pape

Blunt paper, used to describe the amount of paper there is when you're rolling a blunt
Man I wish I had more weed this blunt has mad pape
by CHAINsmoker June 26, 2014
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Paper people

Fake ass people that talk shit about you behind your back people you can't trust
Girl: damn I hate this school
Friend: why

Girl: it's just filled with paper people
by Swag itch July 27, 2016
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paul pape

a man whore, someone who is promiscuous in all ways with girls, sleeps around, is untrustworthy, your average douchey guy.
by katie annie September 11, 2010
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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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