The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.
by captainjoong January 21, 2022
The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
by ABower March 20, 2018
Random Girl about to get into her car to leave by herself passenger seat Pete (Jose) slides right into that passenger seat to accompany her
by Trash Panda King August 03, 2018
by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 02, 2017
Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin
by Tim Pool April 10, 2021
The type of people who play casual or less serious modes on multiplayer video games like if they don't win every game their family will get beheaded. The idea being that they play like they never gotten any pussy.
"Hey man the NPP's sure are out in full force tonight on league of legends"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"
by LinkmaBOI May 10, 2023