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release the penguins

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
by d_swice November 29, 2016
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penguinz0

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You heard about Penguinz0?
You mean that one funny youtuber thats 5 foot fucking 6?
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Play it by penis

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.
Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.
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Pentanium

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.
"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."
by Kevlar D November 10, 2007
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Penis Clapping

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
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peneeta

Peneeta is super thicc and amazing. Everyone wants to meet a Peneeta. She’s smart, intelligent, and bright. You’ll see her diligently color coding all of her notes during class.
I pulled a Peneeta today.
by Chelly0910 December 3, 2018
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