Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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Peanut butter Charlie

A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.

Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.

by Rama Rama stefano June 21, 2016

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Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

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Peanut buttered

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.

Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.

Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.

Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?

Person #3: huh?

Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.

by Duck Darth Dick June 17, 2013

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