Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets

He pulled a parker!

by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023

Parker

A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world

Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me

by Kayla01 December 13, 2018

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.

Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.

Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Parker."
Person 1: "She amazing."

by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024

Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019