Skip to main content

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale
Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place
by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017
mugGet the loading a musketmug.

Grinder Load

The exact measurement of marijuana that a human person can pack into a marijuana grinder. Where the outcome results in a full if not overflowing bottom cell of the device.
"yo steve how much u gonna pitch on this blunt man?" " I just picked up a sack so I got a grinder load on this one".
by PJBluntz September 25, 2008
mugGet the Grinder Loadmug.

Shame Load

Shamefully and deliberately jizzing without the use of masturbation.
Sometimes I just lay back, watch porn and let a shame loads fly.
by Silver willy December 14, 2013
mugGet the Shame Loadmug.

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.
by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010
mugGet the Holy Loadmug.

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.
"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"
by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018
mugGet the Load Groansmug.

unsafe load

When she’s not on the pill and you’re not wearing a condom and you accidentally cum inside of her.
Guy 1: I wasn’t wearing a dome and she wasn’t on the pill and I accidentally came inside her.
Guy 2: Dude!!! That’s an unsafe load
by Sillenevets April 4, 2019
mugGet the unsafe loadmug.

Doot load

used to signify an extremely large amount of something. also can be used to exagerate a point
There were a DOOT LOAD of flamers standing around the interior decorating store.
by eisthestuff March 5, 2003
mugGet the Doot loadmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email