When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens
WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB
by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020
Get the hand-jobmug. The act of driving your car over, around or through someones lawn/yard at all hours of the night while drunk driving. Skidding, donuts, and pulling the handbrake while on the lawn are also acceptable. This is usually done very fast in order to avoid the authorities. Often knocking over small fences, chicken wire, gnomes and ruining gardens.
A point system can be added for making this more competitive.
A point system can be added for making this more competitive.
Dude, what did you guys do last night?
We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.
How many points did you get?
10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.
Nice!
We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.
How many points did you get?
10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.
Nice!
by DeuceMoney September 29, 2010
Get the Lawn-Jobmug. I went to job corps and went through all the shit that all the ghetto fucking kids wanted to pull. e.g. taking a shit in the toilet and not flushing. pissing in the fountain. smelling like shit all the time. starting shit with other people, because they are immature assholes. This is the typical bullshit that is done all the time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. YOu know how ***I**** got through job corps? I fucking did what I suppose to do, I kept my shit clean, I went to class and completed *ALL* my training. I went to college for free and went on to a UNIVERSITY. ********************************The reason it is strict there, is because of dumb asshole children that get dropped off there because they aren't wanted at home. ********************************
You came there for a reason and that is to learn and to GROW the FUCK UP. NOBODY is FORCING you to stay there. The only reason YOU have to be there is because your GRANDMA won't want you home. Stop being a bitch and QQ and pulling the WTFBBQ on people telling you to PULL your fucking pants up and goto class.
I had plenty of FRIENDS that graduated with a RN, LVN, Automechanic, Electrician, Business owner. That went to Job Corps and succeeded. I loved Job Corps and if I had a second chance to do it again, I'd be in line on the spot.
You came there for a reason and that is to learn and to GROW the FUCK UP. NOBODY is FORCING you to stay there. The only reason YOU have to be there is because your GRANDMA won't want you home. Stop being a bitch and QQ and pulling the WTFBBQ on people telling you to PULL your fucking pants up and goto class.
I had plenty of FRIENDS that graduated with a RN, LVN, Automechanic, Electrician, Business owner. That went to Job Corps and succeeded. I loved Job Corps and if I had a second chance to do it again, I'd be in line on the spot.
by idzdeez June 6, 2011
Get the Job Corpsmug. While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.
Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"
Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
by TheMiracle February 27, 2008
Get the Miracle Jobmug. A painful blow job that is the result of the giver incorporating too much teeth into their bobbing of the knob. This painful teething of the cock causes the male to clench their own teeth and often grimace in pain. However, the male receiving will generally endure the pain because even though it hurts, any sucking of the cock is good.
Carl's girlfriend was so inexperienced at giving head. She kept biting and teething his engorged knob. Despite the pain, he endured her Clench Job because after all, he was getting his cock sucked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
Get the Clench Jobmug. Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
Get the Stomp Jobmug. A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.
by tinydiva March 8, 2010
Get the frost jobmug.