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Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.
by Daft guy May 31, 2012
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Office Blood Pressure

An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.
To have a very sensitive blood pressure.
by Ravenheart May 9, 2005
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Home office

1.The dealing place of visa seekers,predominatly of African decent.
2.A word synonymous with evil amongst Africans circles.see also; White Devil,Satin,Joo Joo,Black Magic.
Her Majesty's Home Office; Croydon
by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006
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Police Officer

A person who protects civilians and enforces State or Federal law.
"A Police Officer pulled me over today, I was going 45 in a School Zone."
by PikaPikaGamer June 18, 2020
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officially official

to be officially official with said official action/task.
Tom was finally officially official with finishing his class project
by beanster June 21, 2016
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Parking Enforcement Officer

A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.
If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.
by Hanz and Honz March 15, 2009
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White Police Officer

When said, people usually use it when talking about how a white police officer has killed yet another black man/woman because of their lack of melanin.
That white police officer is looking over here. Go 20 mph below the speed limit. You don't want to die
by Bitch, bitch, you're a dick March 19, 2017
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