You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

checkin the oil

The act of pulling your dick out of her throat after deep throating and seeing if you need to clean your cum off or not.

Bro, I was CHECKIN THE OIL afterwards and it was clean. She's a keeper.

by 1337_LEET October 19, 2015

Check my oil

Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.

Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)

Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)

by Souhung July 3, 2017

OldBall-Z-oil

noun.

The scrotum sweat left on a chair seat by an old pervert in daisy dukes.

Sssssssssshhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..........
“OldBall-Z-oil” all over my leather chairs.

Sssssssshhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiittttt.....,..

by Saint of Circumstance May 9, 2018

The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.

I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!

by Butter Sue July 19, 2019

Chocolate Nuggets and Choccy Oil

Two important items that must be combined in a Smoothener to make chocolate.

Chocolate Nuggets are kind of like cocoa nibs and Choccy oil is kind of like cocoa butter.

Hey Zack, get the Chocolate Nuggets and Choccy Oil . I just got a smoothener and want to test it out.

by JohnTGaymen May 14, 2020

The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"

by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020