jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

by martian87 January 25, 2010

Speed Limit Demon

Refers to a driver who insists on driving only at the speed limit and no faster, regardless of the current driving conditions or lane. Usually encountered when one is late or in a hurry. Variant of the term Speed Demon.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind some Speed Limit Demon in the fast lane.

by Winston Zedimore February 22, 2005

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

break neck speed

to move quickly

accomplished rapidly and without delay

yo! po po's were chasing some bre - that tyrone was running at break neck speed!

by Dchohan December 26, 2007

speed trap

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.

Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020

speedy speed boy

a Eurobeat song made by Marko Polo. It was used in the Illegal Street Racing anime "Initial D" in their 2nd Season in 1999 and most likely to be heard in Car Memes.

People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"

*takumi *(the main protagonist in the anime) drifts his car*

SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!

by FujiwaraDeliversTheHotTofu June 15, 2018