jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

by martian87 January 25, 2010

Speed Limit Demon

Refers to a driver who insists on driving only at the speed limit and no faster, regardless of the current driving conditions or lane. Usually encountered when one is late or in a hurry. Variant of the term Speed Demon.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind some Speed Limit Demon in the fast lane.

by Winston Zedimore February 23, 2005

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 15, 2020

break neck speed

to move quickly

accomplished rapidly and without delay

yo! po po's were chasing some bre - that tyrone was running at break neck speed!

by Dchohan November 26, 2007

speed trap

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.

Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020

Speed Suggestion Sign

Those signs with numbers on them that occasionally dot the sides of roads/freeways.

The speed suggestion sign suggested I go 30 mph ... so I'm going 65.

by wxflurry April 01, 2012