Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.

"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"

by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022

nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.

henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today

by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019

Nonce

Shahryar Khan

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17

by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020

No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison

A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids

by Jxke May 1, 2024

Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.

Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025