Carson: Avery is in Alabama
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
by T$mgang January 19, 2018
If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.
-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023
During the game of Beer Pong, one must finish their drink that an opponent has thrown their ball into before throwing their own ball.
by BDubs77 June 09, 2015
When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.
Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule
by linear_terms January 28, 2019
by Jay's Wing January 02, 2019
When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.
Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.
by prinmare November 12, 2009
The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.
by zaduz November 12, 2007