crush your nuts

What someone does to your manhood to dominate and feminize a man.

If I wanted to make you scream like a girl, I'd crush your nuts

My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.

That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me

by SamE84 July 5, 2008

kicked in the nuts

when some one kicks or knees a guy in the groin, between his legs...in the goods..or grapes..its the weak spot on a guy..its something women have done to guys since the dawn of human life.. in the book the history of sex it talks about how the Jewish women were so well know for going for those balls that they got the women in the other countries doing it..even today in some places its a practiced ritual where one day a yr they will get the men and teen boys together and the girls and women will spend some quality time working on there nuts..i can't remember where it was..i want to say middle east but it might be in Africa..when i was in high school we had woman professor from a college come in and talk to us about this..she goes ever yr and had video of it ..it was wild..girls 7 and up were out there kicking guys and teens in the balls as they were being held..basically the guys got worked on and then left till they recovered then they get worked on again..she said she wished they did that here in the states..i'm sure there a lot of women and girls who would agree

man being held legs spread while some one kicks his nuts over and over again. there u have kicked in the nuts

by mapexrocks September 19, 2009

shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front

Ralph is shit-nuts

by Marc December 14, 2002

darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.

1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!

by dale cooper March 2, 2005

deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.

#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!

by stinky nuts May 10, 2003

truck nuts

Originally bulls balls, and now also human looking scrotum hanging from underneath the back of a truck. Usually to remind followers that the truck is masculine. Different colors indicate subtle meanings added. Usually considered a redneck acroutrament.

Red truck nuts means the driver is on fire.
Blue truck nuts means he hasn't had any for a while.
Brown and Black truck nuts remind people of the ethnicity of the driver.
Pink truck nuts are for girls that arn't to be messed with, or just like you to know that their car is a boy.
Brass Truck nuts... well you know "he's got brass balls".

by jrBman August 26, 2006

nuts on ya chin

To have a dick in your throat!

Say baby, why don't I put my nuts on your chin?

by anon March 3, 2005