85% rule

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.

Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule

by linear_terms January 28, 2019

Rule 34

If it exists there is porn of it. even rule 34 has rule 34 porn

Hey rule 34 mlp

by Jay's Wing January 2, 2019

sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.

during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule

by will38373830 March 28, 2007

Rule 11

Don’t be a bitch

Guy1: let’s go cliff jumping dude

Guy2: idk man that sounds scary

Guy2: rule 11, dude

by @UrDadsHouse April 12, 2022

Anaconda Rule

When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.

Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.

by prinmare November 12, 2009

Girlfriend rule

What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.

Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”

by Candace2332 July 9, 2018

Rule 91

If a trap remix of a song does not exist, make one. See Rule 90

Dude 1: "Hey there's no trap remix of this song!"
Dude 2: "Rule 91 dude."
Dude 1: "I should get to work then."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020