Bagels

The best breakfast food.

Bagels are best when paired with cream cheese. Any other way is just wrong.

by IM RIGHT KEIRA February 27, 2020

Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

bageled

stoned, baked,faded

after we smoked that joint we were both so bageled.

by Jimi James 70 June 26, 2020

Tyra's Bagel

It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet

"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

bagel 2020

VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)

person: bagel 2020
other person: YES

by Millowwww September 27, 2020