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new ageist

1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement.

2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.
My date late night was a disaster because the guy is completely new ageist. He is seriously opposed to dating girls who are not into meditation and eating sprouts.
by Lotusflower February 8, 2007
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New Jersey Jest

The New York Jets. New Jersey Jest is a more appropriate name for the team because:
1) They play in the Meadowlands a.k.a. Giants Stadium, which is in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Yes, the Jest is so pitiful that they actually play in a stadium named for another NFL team.
2) The team is a joke - or in other words, a jest.

Also called the New York or New Jersey Puddle Jumpers (since "Jets" is a bit of an overstatement given the team's performance).
After Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens led them to a series of embarrassing losses in 2007, the New Jersey Jest toyed with the idea of bringing back legendary quarterback Joe Namath...at the age of 64.

In Italian, the last name of head coach Eric Mangini is the masculine plural form of "mangina".
by Nicholas D January 6, 2008
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New Years

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.
by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010
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new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards
its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?
by matt December 31, 2004
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New York City

A huge realm of streets, buildings, people, etc., sitting on western Long Island, all of Staten and Manhattan Islands, and the peninsula to the north of Manhattan Island, as well as several other isles at the mouth of the Hudson River in North America. My birthplace is somewhere in there.
Me: Penn Station is in New York City.
She: Oh? Where in New York?
Me: Um, 34th St. Midtown. Take the train into New York on Amtrak or on NJ Transit or the LIRR, and you shouldn't miss it.
by Richard Rabinowitz September 16, 2005
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new sahara

1. Best Place To Get Mean Mugged By Iraq.
2. Great Spot To Eat After A Long Night Of House Parties.
3. Sterling Heights Car Show After 11 PM.
4. Home Of The Worlds Clumsiest Waiters.
5.
Ahmad: "bro i went to New Sahara last night after coliseum yesterday and killed a chicken cream chop with ranch"

Rami: "bro you didnt call me. you ho'in yourself"

Ahmad: "Merriam i didnt know you wanted to come"
by Dj Cocky November 22, 2007
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New Year's Ebbolution

When a New Year's Resolution loosens its hold on you, dwindles, then fades away. This can happen at any moment during the year.
"Hey Claire, I thought your New Year's Resolution was sayin' no to eating chocolate. But here you are munchin' chocolate...what gives?"
"Yeah...I was determined but then the New Year's Ebbolution snuck up on me. Want some?"
by redehlert January 9, 2009
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