beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Billionaire muscles

Kind of like beer muscles, where some billionaires think they can walk over the little guy/people that oppose some of their plans/agenda. Some billionaires get the idea in their head that they are the hand that feeds everybody.

The guy/girl used his/her billionaire muscles to threaten to move sports teams unless people were taxed to keep them where they were (kind of like hostages). It was one of the many things a billionaire could do that others couldn't, and he/she often took advantage of it to fuck with people that he/she thought were weaker. Elite billionaires don't have to give a fuck what the little people want, they know that democracy doesn't get anybody too far when they are the ones building everything.

by The Original Agahnim December 20, 2021

Skeletal Muscle

Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.

The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.

Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.

Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.

by Bluto726 March 19, 2022

Knuckles Muscles

A flex, usually in the form of an emoji, used to indicate a post of strength or celebrate the dunking upon of an irritant or adversary.

I added a knuckles muscles to Shan's post when he shutdown Sam's dumb idea.

by dux4life May 12, 2022

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The ring of muscle surrounding the anus, that allows it to open and close.

Ted likes to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022