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Monday

the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"

you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
by 3265 April 8, 2011
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freckle monkey monday

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..
Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"
by Jotomexican January 9, 2008
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Moray

Crazy, sweet but mean, intelligent, big booty, trustworthy, beautiful, loving. Realest friend you'll hav, Very mean and blunt. Family oriented
Everyone needs a Moray
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casserole monday

when the bra is removed and swung around the head.
yo last night at the strip club dem bitches were pullin a casserole monday
by juicysexpot January 6, 2007
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munchie Monday

Munchie Monday is a weekly celebrated tradition originating in March of 2010. The basic idea is to smoke greens and then eat food of a certain type.

Munchie Monday came to be because of two friends random visit to two kids living in a dorm room on a Sunday night. By random happening, they came across smore pancakes and thus decided at some other point in time those must be made.

Over a month later, on Monday March 1st all four friends gathered to create smore pancakes. They indulged in their ganja, and though one bailed, finally made the epic pancake of smore. Since then there has been a second and third installment of munchie Monday, the second having been Fruit Loop night and the third sandwich night.
"Hey... so tomorrow's munchie Monday! What shall it be?!"
"Pizza night?"
by I_see_yooou March 15, 2010
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Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)
-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday
by ibwild December 11, 2010
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blue monday

An alternative to the term Cyber Monday, Blue Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long Black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Blue Monday!
by the_neb December 27, 2007
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