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dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people
Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget
by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024
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Mega Midget

Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget
by Kiro Syndrome July 29, 2021
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Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.
by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable
I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.
by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022
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Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".
"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist
by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025
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Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.
"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."
by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020
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