Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Chiefy McChieferson

Someone who coughs for a prolonged period of time after taking a hit from a pipe, bong, joint, etc. It is most often a result of the lungs not being accustomed to the irritating effects of marijuana smoke.

Cameron couldn't stop coughing after taking his first hit off the bong. His friends, who were long-time stoners, started laughing at him and yelling, "Chiefy McChieferson!"

by Goяilla Man April 15, 2009

Sybian machine

a device used by women for masturbation purposes.

She uses a Sybian machines rather than have sex with her hubby.

by uttam maharjan November 6, 2011

Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006

Ex Machina

Adj. A phrase used in "Everything Wrong With" parodies to signify a character or thing is: Done with exaggeration and skill almost as to show off from it's comparison; "glorified"; more effort put in than really needed. Simply: a suffix meaning, "next level type shit". Yes, an older version of a character can be an ex Machina version of their younger self.

(Noctis Lucis from Final Fantasy XV) "Sasuke ex machina! That's getting a sin!"

by you muther jackass April 18, 2018

beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

michigandick

a penis that has the most desirable of qualities that appeal to women

Amrit has a michagandick.

WOW! My boyfriend has the greatest michigandick.
I wish mine did.

Rahul has a nonmichigandick.

by acceptit December 23, 2008