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matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.
After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.
by Would that one that October 12, 2017
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matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.
I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.
by jmack7018 December 9, 2017
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Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.
Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait
by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017
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mattadilla

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--
Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.
by Marfan67 September 1, 2018
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Matt Lee

An Asian Person typically from Malaysia they normaly cant see properly and have parents that shout hoy hoy
Jack: ur such a matt lee rooman
Rooman: shut up I can see
by My name chef September 15, 2018
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matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world
Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac
by He is a Alien September 20, 2018
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Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies
Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.
by atahl14 February 25, 2019
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