Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.

aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya

by cumtainer February 24, 2024

Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 6, 2024

Matter'f'act

Contraction of "matter-of-fact"

I like you. Matter'f'act, I love you!

by boobwrangler March 10, 2024

matteo

Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes

Bro i saw a matteo last night.

I wish i was a matteo

by Matteo is so fine April 28, 2024

Mattababy

A pervasive unpleasant odour, often picked up on by quipsters, much to the dismay of those around them.

‘It smells like a mattababy in here’
‘What’s a mattababy?’

by Spoop784 June 20, 2024

Matea

Matea is the most beautiful girl with tattoos and a fat ass, will have any man break their necks, A True throat goat.

“damn look at Matea’s ass”

by mtosprsces February 10, 2026