Mathew

A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.

Friend: I have a Mathew

Friend 2 : oh really

Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...

by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019

Mathematically Margheritic

(adjective). beautiful and wonderful, and I cannot stress this enough, things that are offered to you only once in your lifetime and will forever be with you ethereal rare

Winter Bear by V is a song that's mathematically margheritic

by Arcane Kalon August 9, 2019

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

matheus

5’9” and 70 kilos of raw MAN. million dollar wheeze and a complete disregard for humanity. spilling the tea whether you like it or not, king of causing d-d-d-drama!

whoah youre being such a matheus right now, cool it with the obscenities

by babybunny66 September 22, 2019

mathes

Knowledgeable person with very well structured arguments who arguments in very pragmatic matter.

He's such a Mathes.

by m4th3s October 8, 2019

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Not it, don't be a Mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Stop it don't be a mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019