A guy with a bolomphous cock and a hairy, tight pussy. He is also that guy with a laugh that that sounds like he wants a cock in his mouth. I AM THIS PERSON. I AM LOOKING FOR SEX. I NEED JESUS.
by RIP_THE_DAb October 17, 2017
Get the marco vlahosmug. The most BOMBEST BADDY 🙌 with luscious eyelashes to the gods and a wonderful sense of humor. Could pull damn near any human bean on the face of this earth with his beautiful natural face but when he puts on a makeup lewk 💁 ♀️ It’s otherworldly okay. If you got a Marcos in your life, keep him and cherish him because you will NEVERRRR find another person as amazing as him. Slay.
“I was going to do a basic look today but then I thought, no. Marcos that shit up. And now I look like Rihanna”
by Hashsmokinslayerrrr November 23, 2021
Get the Marcosmug. by tudela massacre February 28, 2022
Get the marcosmug. Marco’s Axiom demonstrated the economic deduction that as more money is devoted to acquiring the Bitcoin, the higher the price goes as what is available at any one time is always only a small portion of the entire supply. This relationship is both infinite and axiomatic, thus even if the buyer had infinite money, it would only necessitate that the price of Bitcoin in that money is also infinite.”
by Skubany December 17, 2022
Get the Marco's Axiommug. Marco is an insanely sexy Italian man. He's most likely tall and attractive, if not, then you've got the wrong bitch, the man is a fed. But, Marco's are usually themselves and love to be authentically them.
Lady 1: "Marco's so cute."
Lady 2: "Bitch, I know. He is. He got a 9-meter organ defeater too."
Lady 1: "BITCH? How you know that?"
Lady 2: "Because girl, that bitch Cassie got to him first."
Lady 1: "Fuckin' Cassie!?"
Lady 2: "Fuckin' Cassie.."
In closing, fuck that bitch Cassie.
Lady 2: "Bitch, I know. He is. He got a 9-meter organ defeater too."
Lady 1: "BITCH? How you know that?"
Lady 2: "Because girl, that bitch Cassie got to him first."
Lady 1: "Fuckin' Cassie!?"
Lady 2: "Fuckin' Cassie.."
In closing, fuck that bitch Cassie.
by kaliasf March 14, 2022
Get the Marcomug. Marco is the coolest guy you ever met. He is usually Italian and is extremely compassionate. He likes to have close friends and his brother might be called Leonardo. If you ever meet him, make sure to be very nice to him because he won’t hesitate to annihilate you if you are mean.
by CrazyGoldNinja7 May 29, 2022
Get the Marcomug. Marcos is a funny person that can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but for sure you will have a great time hanging out with him.
He is smart and sensitive, he has many friends but only the real ones show up when he really needs it, even though he doesn't want that to happen.
He is smart and sensitive, he has many friends but only the real ones show up when he really needs it, even though he doesn't want that to happen.
by Botella de arroz November 24, 2021
Get the Marcosmug.