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majoobie

An idiotic human being that likes to waste other people's time by telling them useless pieces of crap just because they don't have a life simply because all they do is play World of Warcraf (quite the sad life).

Can also be a human being who's english language is so limited that the only word in their lexicon is the word "YEAH!".
isaac: yeah!
jess: what?
isaac: yeahhh!
jess: huh..?
isaac: yeahhhhhh!
jess: ok youre so weird you majoobie
by a groovy human being March 26, 2007
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dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.
Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus
by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005
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Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
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Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.
Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!
by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018
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Majbritt

Majbritt is a very good person, and if you know one I hope you don't make fun of their name.
Majbritt? hey majrbit
by Bruhmoment1234 July 14, 2019
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Majorally

Majorally describes a large proportion of the given subject:

'Majorally' is to 'major', what 'massively' is to 'massive'.
You are majorally wrong my dear drug crazed monkey companion.
by John Longbottom April 15, 2004
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silent majority

The imaginary friends of people who don't want to recognize they are fringe crackpots.
Of course the Earth is flat, and the silent majority knows it's true!
by Bill Nada July 26, 2020
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