Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.

Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!

by OK Dodo September 16, 2020

Morning Mouthful

When someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your cock in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of cock. Surprise! It is also possible to ejaculate in the open mouth and allow them to wake up with a foul taste. Ideally, both should be done to achieve full effect of the surprise. Not only will they realize the foul taste in their mouth is semen, but they also see that it is from your cock.

"Julian fell asleep with his mouth open again in his dorm room. I set his alarm clock and waited for an hour, but it was worth it to give him a morning mouthful. Man was he mad, especially since he's straight."

by Willy Billy December 06, 2006

pocket mouth

Pockets, we put just about anything and everything in them.. calling someone a pocket mouth is saying they'll put anything in their mouth.

Guy 1: "man! Jess' totally gonna give me head!"

Guy 2: "don't do it man. That girl's got a pocket mouth.She'll put anything in there.."

by Rico'sgirl November 24, 2016

Pale Mouth

When a girls lips and mouth resemble that of her Vagina.

Guys only like you because you got a pale mouth.

by lurkkk February 18, 2011

mammoth mouth

The phenomenon of which extreme cold climate conditions causes facial hair to freeze due to exhaled air and/or discharged moisture from the nose and mouth.

Frank had some pretty gnarly mammoth mouth after he was out ice fishing all afternoon.

by Brake Dance Bear February 19, 2018

drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.

Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.

by John Wordsleuth March 02, 2020

wideneck mouth

When referring to wideneck mouth, this describes the unbelievable large sized, lengthy area inside of the mouth, where the penis has its designation spot. Having a wideneck mouth is one that men typically find attractive, due to the fact that their penis may fit inside the mouth with no problems.

After I faced fucked my bitch Sophia is when I truly realized how much of a wideneck mouth she had! My erect penis was easily able to fit inside that cunt's face.

by jimsmainhoe October 01, 2022