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Mississippi River Pee

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs
by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022
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Mississippi

The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.

It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.

The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.

Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
by ism_ist July 4, 2022
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Mississippi sweetness

Saw the phrase "Mississippi Sweetness" hand painted on white painted school bus in a black neighborhood in Chicago
by anonymous August 8, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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Mississippi mud trap

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
by VinnieXX September 7, 2022
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Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi
Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck
by Yuh smug January 8, 2022
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