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politically liberal

A set of political beliefs which should focus on stressing the following:

-Social government programs seeking to improve the quality and equality of life such as Health care and Welfare

-Heightened strength of federal government to keep differing state governments close enough together to avoid conflict

-Protection of Constitutional rights of ALL people (even those who are not politically liberal)

Unfortunately, it is now also known for the following:

-Anti-religious zealotry seeking to censor any mention of God, thus restricting free speech, but only for religious individuals.

-Anti-conservative bigotry that viciously mock and criticize conservatives simply because they have different beliefs.

-Radical homosexual propaganda that makes anyone who disagrees with "Homosexuality is natural, healthy and good for society" out to be some sort of criminal.
I don't know how to explain to my friends that I'm politically liberal but not a total lying bitch like Rachel Maddow or other famous liberals.
by TruthInText May 25, 2010
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Liberal

1. A Liberal is usually someone who falls to the left of the political spectrum i.e restricted use of guns. They also usually vote against things like the death penalty.

2. The Word liberal is in my experience used by far right people to describe people who want to at least try and protect people.
1. I belive that the death penalty is wrong for numerous reasons.
2. Far Right person 'What do you mean there should be a debate over the Iraq war? What are you some liberal commie wuss?'
by Dagill August 19, 2009
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Smell ya later

A cool phrase that only hip urban youth should use, to say goodbye
Smell ya later, Paris, this lake vacation is over.
by Kaloosick August 23, 2017
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now and later

when a guy has hot, wet sex with his girlfriend, then, without washing his penis, goes home to his wife and makes her give him a blowjob.
Dude, my wife and I are on the "outs", so I met up with Jenny, and did her real good, then straight home to my wife for a now and later
by Jason373 April 12, 2009
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Liberal Light

A liberal that believes in greater equality for some people and but not everyone. See Classical Liberal. Unlike Modern liberals who fought to extend rights beyond white men the Liberal Light show a uneasiness to support greater advances in democracy.

In short weak on freedom
some Liberal Lights tend to like to assume that anyone who doesn't follow their outdated form of liberalism are socialist; however that is only a weak attempt to smear Modern Liberals.
by Truth Shall Set You Free April 12, 2008
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liberals

Left-wing idiots of America, they claim to love the country, yet at the same time contradict themselves by bashing any actions taken by the government to protect our nation. They say they love freedom, but will be the first to deny any action that spreads freedom in the world. Their main philosophy is "protecting peoples' rights" and they do this by bashing Christianity calling it "an infringement of people's freedom", although they will grant freedom to rapists, murderers, child molesters, etc, thus endangering people. With liberals in control, anarchy would occur. The ACLU (Anti-Christian Liberal Ulcers), will criticize a business for simply using the word Christmas or putting a nativity scene in the mall, but will allow Islamic groups to hold religious meetings in a public school. Liberals will support abortion, saying that "its the woman's choice" without any regard to the baby that is killed. These idiots are trying to redefine the real definition of marriage (man and woman) into man and man, in an attempt to make being gay seem normal. Liberals will support welfare programs in response to unemployment, but in time this creates more unemployment as a lazy generation of welfare receipients is created. When asked to defend their policies, Liberals will jump around the issue, since they have nothing to back up their beliefs. These left-wing lunatics will put out terrorist-supporting propaganda such as "Fahrenheit 911" in attempt to defeat the fact that these ruthless terrorist factions exist. Sadly, the media brainwashes more and more Americans into the Liberal cause. These people cannot think for themselves and unfortunately the majority of young people are liberals. There is a saying and it goes: "If you're not a Liberal by age 20 you have no heart, if you're not a Conservative by age 40, you have NO BRAIN!" I guess I have no heart then, but at least I can make sensible decisions!
These liberals make me sick with their hypocrisy!
by D-Block_NJ December 23, 2006
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Literotica

Basically it’s written porn ;)
I tied her to the wall of the dungeon and ripped off her clothes. I left her standing in her bra and thong. I used a violet wand and ran it up and down her in the stomach and legs. She flinched from the pain, I didn’t stop and slid it up her leg, close to her pussy. I tore off her thong and rolled it all over her pussy. I was dripping yet. I wanted to see what she’d do for me. I got out a leash, I tied it tightly round her neck. I freed her from the wall and dragged her down between my legs. I forced her to eat me out over my thong. She wasn’t doing good enough so I threw her on the floor and tied her there. I removed my thong and sat on her face, forcing her to tongue fuck my pussy. I yelled at her that she wasn’t doing good enough. She’d have to be punished. I got out a riding crop and gently tapped her pussy with it. I hit her really hard repeatedly, she cried out from the pain. I ripped off her bra and spanked her tits. I stood up and untied her arms and dragged her torso up and attached the leash to the wall so she was sitting up. I then took off my own bra and forced her to suck my massive tits while fingering my pussy. I put some electric shockers on her nipples and at the top of her thighs right next to her pussy. I turned the power up she screamed from the pleasure and the pain and fingered me so fast that I cummed all over her hand. I forced her to eat my cum and made out with her. I decided to reward her.
I untied her legs, removed the electric shockers and the leash from around her neck. I dragged her over by her hair to a table where I retied her lying down. I got out a massive dildo, her eyes widened when she saw it. “I’m going to fuck your pussy with this massive rubber cock, okay?” I didn’t give her time to answer, I quickly strapped it onto my pussy and inserted it into her soaking pussy. She gasped from the size of it, it was at least 3 and a half inches wide and 10inches long. I fucked her faster. She moaned and groaned from the pleasure. “Mistress please can I cum?” I just slapped her tits, I wasn’t ready for her yet. I shoved the whole 10 inches all the way into her tight pussy and she screamed but did as I said and didn’t cum yet. I strapped the dildo round her face and climbed over her face and fucked myself with it. I moaned and groaned form the size of it and fucked myself really fast. I cummed all over her face and said she was allowed to cum. She did so and squirted the wall she was that horny. I removed the dildo from her face and to kissed her, slowly eating away at her lips. I said she was a brilliant slave but she wasn’t finished yet. I left her trembling on the table and got one of our male doms. We started the whole process again, it got kinkier and eventually we left her tied up, hanging from the roof, covered in Pete’s cum.

I hope you enjoyed that literotica , I know I enjoyed writing it ;)
by BDSMBitch December 5, 2010
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