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urban legends

A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.

Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind
urban legends
by pseudonym urban legends April 30, 2013
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Living Legend

Status given to one who has earned it simply through being witty. Sheer banter alone may not determine whether or not one is a Living Legend. The minimum skills required to obtain Living Legend status are as follows:
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".

To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
James inflicted third degree burns on his opponent in the battle of wits; he must be a Living Legend.
by JMUK January 15, 2014
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legendary hiccups

Hiccuping to the point at which you can't breathe.
I drank a lot of soda and caused me to have legendary hiccups.
by Billy NoCo January 18, 2009
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Legend cookie

Its one of the rare cookies from the cookie game, found on swiftirc channel #darkness.
Its ability is quite handy, when the cookie monster attacks you, you can trade it with him for another rare cookie.
Instead of running away.
These are smithable.
Other rares are: Rage cookies, Lighthouse cookies, Rainbow cookies.
The cookie monster has came and stolen -Guy1-'s cookies!
-guy1- OMFG?!? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
-guy2- Duh.. you have a legend cookie... use it.
-guy1- !legend
-cookiebot- -Guy1- Has traded the cookie monster a legend cookie for a Rage cookie! The cookie monster happily runs away with his legend cookie.
by Helper204 January 9, 2010
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legends secret

Blaine is the best admin here followed by apple, Rd, and Jaedon. He better than all of them combined times 24
by BlaineIsLitAF June 26, 2018
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Legendary Corkscrew

A sex position in which you tie yourself to a ceiling fan with your dick hanging down, while your partner does a handstand while doing the splits on a hoverboard and connects with your dick and then proceeds to spin in circles
Hey girl, wanna try the legendary corkscrew?
by Mexidong August 28, 2018
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legends

Legends are people that will be remembered through out history because they made an impact.
BTS are legends. Nobody is doing like them.”
by vee celestial February 6, 2019
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