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very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.
a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.
by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018
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Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
by Ampy2 May 22, 2020
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The Lonely Mountain

The Lonely Mountain, known in Sindarin as Erebor, referred to both a mountain in northern Rhovanion and the subterranean Dwarven city contained within it. In the latter half of the Third Age, it became the greatest city in Middle-earth.
The Lonely Mountain! Bilbo had come far and through many adventures to see it, and now he didn't like the look of it in the least.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
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The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!
by William7 July 1, 2021
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birthday loneliness

the inevitable emptiness one feels on their birthday for various reasons that is not limited to but including unmet expectations, disappointment, uneventfulness etc. there is no cure to birthday loneliness.
even though i celebrated my birthday, i sat by myself with my birthday loneliness at the end of the day
by dandee February 9, 2022
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A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
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Michael Leone

Michael Leone will defeat Diana Harshbarger by 50 points.
by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022
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