McVandevillesexidick....land 

An amazing place, located in the highlands of prumplgruff. Mainly populated by sociopaths and morning talk show hosts. The most famous person to come from McVandevillesexidick...land was Chuck Norris' mothers sisters dogs previous owners fish's sister's owners cleaners cousins from Dubai's long lost relative whom he found on find my family. (Note; there is a pause between dick and land)

I live in McVandevillesexidick....land with that psyco killer. its great.

McVandevillesexidick....land by Rohannesburg November 30, 2011

Survey the Land 

Moving the flame of the lighter around the bowl in order to see if there is any cash left in the bowl.

Person A: its done dude, lets pack another.

Person B: Hey man, lemme Survey the Land.

Person A: better safe than sorry!

Survey the Land by Wayd.is.life. June 22, 2010

Cloughy Land 

Where Nottingham Forest fans still live now, reminiscing about the Brian Clough days when he brought them some fame. Even though now they are a poor League 3 team with about as much talent as Jade Goody, and their European victories were about 30 years ago now, which forest fans tend to forget and must re-live the film 'Back to the Future' everyday of their lives.

Leicester fan: "Bloody hell, forest were stuffed 4-0 by Barnet Town in the Johnstons Paint Trophy 1st Round"

Forest scum: "Yeah but we're the better team at the end of the day cos we live in Cloughy land and we wear green jumpers"

Cloughy Land by Nigey February 18, 2007

CareBear Land 

A fictional land that only few people reach during their High. People's heads turn into planets, and there is a constant music. This is all followed by Maniacal laughter, and the term "tripping out" constantly. Experts say that those who reach this stage of enlightenment, actually switch the weed from within the pip when no one is looking with crack. Because there is no way, that you can get that high. You have this unbearable hunger for Wendy's, and do not like eating inside the restaurant but inside the car.

"Ohhh Shiii... I going to CAREBEAR LAND!"
"WENDY'S!!!!!!!!"
"Guys, we did this last time!"
"Gimme some!"
"Do I sound black to you, nigger?"
"Coquitlam"

CareBear Land by AyatollaJew February 11, 2010

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.

the land shark

the land shark by Frank Finger March 7, 2011

nordie-land 

An area in Ulster (Ireland) containing 6 counties.
The counties are Fermananagh, Antrim, Tyrone, Derry, Armagh and Down.
This area is referred to as Nordie-Land because nordies live there. It remains oppressed and is still part of the United Kingdom. There is an ongoing conflict in Nordie-Land with some nordies wishing to remain part of the UK while others wish to become part of the Republic of Ireland.
Typically it is the Catholic nordies that would like a united Ireland and it is hoped that as they are not allowed used contraceptives that their population will eventually exceed that of the nordie protestants who are allowed use contraceptives and so have fewer children, therefore if the case for a united Ireland ever went to referendum that the nordie catholics would win the vote due to their larger population.

Nordies are famous for having a ridiculous sounding "nordie-accent" which some find quite comical and people often impersonate it (poorly).

Catholic Nordies can easily be annoyed if, particularly English people, refer to Derry as "London-Derry" or if they call them British.

"Lets get the train up to Nordie-Land to buy some condoms" - typical household conversation in pre 1984 Ireland when contraceptives were illegal.

nordie-land by Johnrll July 22, 2008

Fag land 

An area ruled completely by the homosexual comunity often used for sausagefests and various other activities enjoyed by faggots.

1. command squad leader- "brace yourselves boys we're about to enter Fag land, whatever you do DON'T BEND OVER"

Small asian man- "But wrot if wree wanna get burm raped"

2. jerome-"oh what!! greg said they'd be honeyz here but this is 100% Fag land"

Small asian man- "Awwwww now shish is my kina pawty"

Fag land by jamalshamali September 1, 2009