black load

An approximate unit of measurement generally refering to a tremendous amount of something. Originating in the 1800's when ships were packed above capacity with enslaved Africans for export and sale.

There are 9 Hispanic people in that ford pinto, that is a black load!

by G-rat. January 12, 2015

Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.

"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"

by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

roping loads

Masterbating tenaciously resulting in long strands of semen shooting out of your penis

Took Christine home last night, roped loads all over her face.

Roommates outta town, been roping loads all over the apartment all day.

Gave her the ole Peter North 5 roper

by Jimbobuckeye October 6, 2013

Frontal Load

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.

James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."

by the septimus November 22, 2011

unsafe load

When she’s not on the pill and you’re not wearing a condom and you accidentally cum inside of her.

Guy 1: I wasn’t wearing a dome and she wasn’t on the pill and I accidentally came inside her.
Guy 2: Dude!!! That’s an unsafe load

by Sillenevets April 4, 2019