Keganing

When you get too drunk to handle yourself and being to cause problems for all of your friends with your bad decisions

“Dude you totally started keganing when you ran away from us at the bar”

by user71727 April 14, 2024

keanejo

really weird guy. don't be friends with a keanejo. he's totally aggresive and WILL fuck your mom.

Person 1 : Hey i met this really weird guy today.
Person 2 : Yeah probably a keanejo.

by bluecattt January 21, 2024

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Kegan

Probably some guy who is from a town of inbreds. Everyone hates Kegan’s because they like banging thier moms. People will often times throw fat babies at him because he’s such a nounce. Always taking it in the rear

Wow I’d love to throw that cum guzzler off of a nearby cliff, I hate Kegan

by Short poop May 2, 2024

Keanan

One of the most incredible people you'll ever meet. Keanan can sometimes be very harsh on the outside, but he's one big gooey marshmallow when you get to know him. He's super compassionate, a very supportive friend, and incredibly funny. He'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and then he'll destroy you in every sport imaginable. Keanan is very active on the badminton court, soccer field, and the hockey rink, being able to use his insane muscles and strength to dominate all kinds of sports. His body looks like it was sculpted by Greek gods, and his personality shines through his striking dark eyes. His lips will draw you in with every word and his eyes will freeze you in place with a glance. You'll be trapped staring and admiring him all day with just one smile, one glance, from the dark haired boy who took your breath away. Don't ever let go of a Keanan because they stick around for a very long time, bringing so much joy and love into your life. His intelligence, wit, and sarcasm are his weapons of choice in an argument or debate, so don't go starting a fight with a Keanan. If he can't tear you down with his words, his giant biceps will surely rip you apart. Everyone deserves to have someone like Keanan in their life, but so few get the privilege. Hang on to him tight because he can race into your life just as quick as he can leave. (Due to the fact he's also very fast)

"Man, did you see Keanan?? He's so hot"

"Keanan destroyed everyone in soccer!"

by sour funsticks June 9, 2024

Keane

A 6’2 greek god looking man who is amazing at discus and the third best ever at javelin.

Keane is so good at discus.

by Keane Fan January 21, 2025