Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 17, 2023

Dad Joke

Any joke made by Mark Hamill.

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!

by artooey January 28, 2018

Risky Joke

A joke in which provokes mixed reactions, delivered in good faith.

"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".

by unclePhatJoseph September 05, 2021

stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

by grittyt February 19, 2018

Joke Accepted

Person 1: get a new girlfriend.
Person 1: it was a joke..
Person 2: JOKE ACCEPTED!!!

joke accepted; meaning that you get a joke or accept/approve of a joke.

by Kaliegh Pickles May 16, 2018

horseshoe joke

when you make a joke about a horseshoe

you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke

oh its OK my friend is fine with it

by Rudespider July 01, 2020

Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.

Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”

by GordonsLover December 14, 2021