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Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.
Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.
by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021
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irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.
You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!
by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018
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Just Jokes

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.
Should we have a dexies with our morning coffee? Just jokes!!
by Daralewis May 9, 2019
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inside joke

Something you and 2 other friends have. You likely say it all the time and piss people off.
Guy 1: Owl Pellet, hahahaha..
Guy 2: Hahahah..
Guy 3: fuck you and your inside joke
by boredassstudent April 28, 2023
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Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
by lehcarachel April 8, 2017
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Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
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Schrödinger’s Joke

Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.
Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
by Kirby? August 18, 2022
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