Couch Jockey

A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.

You bought Oblivion for the 360? What, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?

by mattjustmull September 16, 2008

movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.

Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.

Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"

by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010

Jockey

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.

by Richie P83 September 30, 2011

joker dat hoe

eating out dat hoe, during her period, waiting until she nearly achieves climax, and face is covered in blood, crawl up on top of her look her in the eye and say "why so serious?"

Bryan's dad always joker dat hoe, meaning his mom

by jokerdatbitch April 19, 2009

jocer

a dog. a player. a straight up fuck nigga. doesn't care about nothing but himself and talking to multiple people at one time.

Yeah he don't like that girl but he was fucking her, he a real life jocer.

by m_a_y_a_a_l_h November 10, 2017

The Jockey

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.

"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."

by Matt Ulshafer December 20, 2007