Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!

Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)

by D January 15, 2005

Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.

Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016